Pajama jeans, please tell me someone has these...like a snuggie for your legs

I'm a fantasy football champ thxs to mike vick

Mike Vick

I am a fantasy football champ thxs to

11 people in IMax for Harry Potter, thank you 1" of snow

Twas the night before xmas & all through the house...

I will gladly be the taste tester for all the ladies coming over and baking cookies today!

Spicy popeyes 2 piece for lunch, say what!

Chase & Myles 1st day at daycare, hope they made some new friends and don't get detention like daddy

Come on sparty, make vital get those dookies out of his mouth, represent Big 10!

delay 1st wk of day care due to boys having colds, thxs to ms kate for being flexible, i think boys are faking to spend more time with her

Sparty playing for big10 championship today & possible rose bowl but we need lil sister to help us out & beat osu

Boys have their first cold, they are some real snot faucets, any remedies out there? We r using baby vicks and humidifier

Tigers sign Victor Martinez, smart move: http://ping.fm/A3zKp

Worst game of the club so far, dolphins suck!

Traffic in Miami is as bad as DC, trying to get to our hotel on s beach for 30mins now

Happy GIS day. Map nerds....unite!

Happy 1st birthday to my boys Chase & Myles! Mom & Dad love you guys!

My boy getting some pub: news broken on twitter via @ucbcomedy..Awkward job interview? GET A JOB ERIKA - Proofreader: http://ucbt.net/v/7182

Almost missed training this morning due to arrest of guy in front of me going through metal dectector at govt bldg

Happy birthday to the man who help shape me, my late grandfather Merlin, miss you!

Proud of my boy Chase, took 1st legit steps, 5 before face plant, putting in book as 1st walk

thank you xbox360 for offering espn3 streaming in the November update, now I can cut the cable a little easier after football season

SparkyAnderson greatest tiger manager, thank you for all the awesome childhood memories, you'll be missed!

Dont be lazy today America, get out and vote! you cant complain about things if you dont exercise your civil duty and vote!

another successful pumpkin carving party, thxs to everyone for a fun time, good treats & creative pumpkins

To be the best you have to play & beat the best: MSU already has series scheduled with WVU & Alabama, MSU to play Miami (FL) in 2020 & 2021

excited to check out @BenFolds & Nick Hornby tonight reading and performing songs from Lonely Avenue BenFolds

Headed to Raleigh for a wedding, go derek & heather!

mom gone 24hrs, Myles has eaten a lady bug & Chase went #2 on the floor...daddy day care is not officially licensed

Good News, late night's batman and robin will again protect us from evil comedy http://ping.fm/D3Pmg Conan

1 miner out, heartwarming, kudos to he Chilean people!

Free lunch at GIS workshop was legit, thxs nerds!

Early morning at the airport tired but happy, big ups to Lions & Spartans on wins this wkend thxs for another good time Detroit

Oh u fancy huh... Sorry lil blue, another loss another yr of what ifs...1 dimensional doesn't get it in the big 10, go green

What up Spartan Nation, show your pride today! just landed in the D, headed downtown to find a spot to watch the win! Go Green!

Going to Detroit to watch the Spartans derail the d train with some friends downtown in the d & then going to the lions game sun, 1st win?

starting to feel the hype of 2 undefeated teams squaring off this wkend for MI bragging rights, Go Green! http://ping.fm/erKz0

hanging up in the gym locker room what do i see, someones tighty white-es with skid marks looking at me, a fantastic way to start my day

Traveling back to DC w 2 sleepy boys, passangers will be thankful

Nice win Spartans, big game next wk in the big jerk house, gotta derail the d train, should be an entertaining game! Go Green!

Bone Thugs & Harmony coming to 930 club in DC, I know my boy Pax is hype

About time apple gets google voice, on it's way soon: http://ping.fm/6NrDN

sharepoint is now my work life, who has some skills to share?

really, d bowe gets his 1st TD of season and I bench him in 2 fantasyfootball teams

im starting to really want one of these, 2nd generation ipad? http://ping.fm/BV6sw

fantasyfootball gameday questions: D Bowe, T Ownes, E Royal - pick 2 at WR & 2nd league: D Bowe or M Tolbert at flex?

watching Spartans putting it on n colorado but sad the big 10 has all cupcake games this wkend and BCCs larry caper no longer #1 rb MSU

watching funny people 2nite w the wifey and some red wine, a 30 something fri night

Who's down for the lions game oct 10th vs st louis in the d? It could very well be our 1st win of the season

almost had to tell shannon that i lost my wedding ring today after 5 glorious wks of marriage but found it in gym bag chillin w gym clothes

Going to watch my cousin play some high school football tonight, @Cole Whitney better score some TDs tonight for Pennfield

First plane trip with the boys tonight, flying back to MI to meet the BC family and crew, any tips on flying with twin infants?

Get out & vote today DC!

Got 2 tixs to Aziz Ansari DC comedy show for Fri at Warner Theater that I cant use b/c I'll be out of town, who wants to make an offer?

The lions just got CHEATED, f the process

NFL kickoff day should be a national holiday, it's me & directv redzone today, go Detroit & go all my fantasy fball teams

Who has some fun plans for this wkend?

Forgot my towel this morning so had to use my moderately sweaty shirt to dry off after shower

1at college soccer game for the boys today, MSU at Georgetown, go state

College football gameday, fall is in the air, go green....

Poll: Is it irresponsible to bring a baby to the bar for the 1st MSU game of the season tomorrow afternoon?

just noticed that today's date is 90210, lets all remember Kelly Taylor, Dylan McKay, David Silver, Valerie Malone, Brandon Walsh & co 2day

crazy discovery hostage taker shot and in custody, all 3 hostages safe

hey crazy dude at discovery channel hope you star in the next shark week

Realized after my gym workout this morning that I forgot work socks, hope I don't have any japanese style mtgs today

Just realized how difficult it is to get lunch at a restaurant w 2 kids & no mom, glad moms not gone long bc dad would lose lots of LBs

Big Hunt 2nite DC beer week, rare drafts from Mi Founders CBS Nemesis New Holland Beerhive Imperial Hatter Jolly Pumpkin Callabazza Blanca Weizen Bam Bell’s 3rd Coast Old Ale and a secret Bells Keg - yummy!

Big ups to Chase & Myles, they did well at their 9 month blood letting (testing), only had to be stuck twice bigboys

water shut off at the gym this morning, co-workers I apologize

fantasy football time, got #1 pick in 1 league, should I draft c.johnson, a.peterson, d.brees, or trade for #7 & 14 picks? FantasyFootball

My groin makes me groan, come on heal up already!

Happy 9 month birthday to my boys Chase and Myles, prouder father I could not be

Thxs to everybody who helped us celebrate on sat, we had a blast!!!

Survived last night, let's hope I survive today

Can't believe the guys drove straight thru from Michigan last night, they are about to get a taste of DC commuting traffic on 495

What do u do when your intern is sleeping at her desk?

My turkey burger for lunch must have loads of tryptophan b/c I am extremely sleepy

Checkin out Tom Green at the improv 2nite, under cutters pizza one of the funniest skits of all time TomGreen

Friday marked 1,000 days since Michigan last beat Michigan State in football or men’s basketball SpartansRule

The umps really have it out for the tigers this yr, another shitty call against us umpshatetigers

Feeling like walking to get a Cosi salad for lunch, about time the weather has cooled in the D to the C

Fav work quote today, female co-worker "they keep filling up my box today... my inbox"

No more workload analysis project, yeah!

Tigers slim playoff hopes slipping away like my bachelor status

repairman & utility workers use GPS spoofers in their vehicles to make it appear they are in a dead zone & cant be tracked

DC went from snowtorious b.i.g. to tuhot (tupac)

work word of the day "deets", use it in a sentence: do you have any specific deets on the housing policy?

dictionary app word of the day "occlude", use it in a sentence: eating at mcdonalds is sure to occlude an artery

last day for our lovely yoga instructor red sun, so sad that the sun is setting

Flying home & excited to see my boys & Shannon, missed u guys

Who has 2 thumbs & reads twilight books on his iPhone while he's sitting on the beach...this guy

Mad entertainment on boardwalk in vience beach, love all the diversity & beautiful beaches

Wrapped up another successful ESRI conference, now off to dinner & Padres game

Back in SD to GIS it up some more w my map nerds

At ESPYS in LA thxs to Aunt Mo, red carpet treatment

Bad thing about conferences is that my email spam has increased exponentially due to my super sweet networking skills

Learning GIS is fundamental

Showcase your arts skills & contribute to Johnny cash's unreleased song video at http://ping.fm/OcDhA

Citysource just gave a cool demo of their citizen reporting app & web tool ESRIConference

Listening to jack dangermond speak the GIS gospel, map nerds unite ESRICoference

If u love tatoos then you will love our hotel rooftop

Gracias espana por porciones de ayuda del triunfo del Eamonn de dinero

Interesting trip so far, pretty sure paul rudd was on our flight & I teared up at inflight movie the last song w mylee cyrus

Sitting in middle seat next to a stinker all the way to LA, boooo

packing for my San Diego and LA trip, what one item should I be sure not to forget?

Pop goes the groin, pop goes my softball season

Over 100° here w high humidity, even axe can't contain my pits

Attn all you mapping nerds, ESRI ArcGIS has released a free iphone app http://ping.fm/pMANi

kids up at 5am = one tired dad

Having a good time at rock n roll hotel supporting the argonaut

Going to the benefit for Argonaut tonight at RocknRoll Hotel $20 5-11pm Complimentary Cocktails, who's in?

Tweet of the day via robhuebel-Every time someone asked a question today I've said "does a bear shit in his pants?" People really like this

USA going, going, Ghana -- boo sad to see the dream end

Seeing a sensational beatles w the national symphony show at the kennedy center

Longest match in tennis history played over 3 days at Wimbledon ended today, crazy score: 6-4, 3-6, 6-7, 7-6, 70-68 http://ping.fm/cFOx9

Good work USA, won our group for the 1st time since 1930, whew what a game so many scoring chances & another bad call to take away a goal

If both England & US earn ties & England outscores US by 2 goals, all tiebreakers will be even & winner will be determined by drawing lots

Great 1st fathers day so far, hope all the pops got to spend some time w their kids

Finally seeing strasburg pitch 2nite, I'm expecting a no hitter w 20Ks

Going to this tonight: ARTventures on H, Night Art Walk Features Eleven Art Venues & Special Dining Discounts on H Street, NE.

Best Groupon email deal this morning, who wants 1? $50 for Five Pole-Dancing Classes at Pole Pressure - $100 Value - http://bit.ly/9BqPn6

Rumors circulating of an Izzo press conference tonight at 7pm where he will announce that he is staying at MSU, *fingers crossed Izzo

If Kevin Costner can help clean up this BP oil mess then it will be his best role since Bull Durham

Can't believe we walked up to "all fruits & veggies are free" at eastern market

USA showcasing on the world stage, beat those brits like it's 1776

All this conference expansion talk and Izzo to Cavs talk has my mind spinning

My choice is Conan over Strasburg tonight, hope i don't regret my decision ConanDC

check out mos def mixed w reggae, dope: http://ping.fm/fHyLZ

Just realized that I have tixs to both Conan Obrien and Nats Strasburg game on Tues, what to do? ticketdilema

Suck it Selig, not going to make it right due to your spine being removed during the steroids era

Can't f'in believe galaraga just got robbed of a perfect game by the ump w 2 down in bot of 9th

We are Sparta - http://ping.fm/uriFI

Party is over, mom back tonight, have to start wearing pants again

Jindal loses his free market religion in oil leak: http://ping.fm/iO47b

Better get your tixs soon, got mine-Nationals decided Stephen Strasburg will make MLB debut June 8 vs pirates

hope the embassies don't mind a double stroller cause taking the boys on a world tour dc style 1 world frat house at a time

It's fun being a single father for the wkend, let's see if it works at the park tomorrow :)

Dad & boys party starts tonight, 6 days of no mom, no rules, no shirts, no pants, & no couth

Dad & boys party starts tonight, 6 days of no mom, no rules, no shirts, no pants, & no couth

Dad & boys party starts tonight, 6 days of no mom, no rules, no shirts, no pants, & no couth

Dad & boys party starts tonight, 6 days of no mom, no rules, no shirts, no pants, & no couth

DC Streetcar funding back on, power to the people, Gray got several angry calls/emails http://ping.fm/YZ78r

The DC council has just killed streetcars. Gray announced that $49 million will go to other things. What in the world!!??

Putting the magnitude of the oil spill into perspective through mapping: http://ping.fm/F5HDI

Not completely satisfied w Lost finale but not utterly disappointed either, sad it ended...or has it *boom (lost music, before "bad robot")

@EasternMarket can't beat $1/pound local vegies, 4pm sun last min deals

Lance Armstrong crashed in a race & is in the hospital, probably due to a cab

New HD TV delivered today, a fun night of setup and picture tweaking ahead of me

great day to plant my gorilla urban garden in the back yard, fresh vegies in 5 - 8 wks

GIS seminar this morning, going to learn how to make better maps w ArcGIS 10

I think Kate gave our boys birthday cake today b/c they refuse to sleep

Worlds Smartest Bike, Go green: http://ping.fm/tW2p7

Pretty sweet: http://ping.fm/vZiVF

iPhone restore forced me into spring cleaning of unused apps that I've hoarded for the past few months

Awake since 4am, had to restore iPhone to factory settings, not a good start to the wk

Turning into those people who bring babies to BBQs, crab bakes, house parties, etc

Tell the gym naked fat guy there's no need to lean/rest facing a full length mirror near locker rm exit

That ball is long gone...Tigers Ernie Harwell a broadcast artist & baseball legend will be missed RIP

feeling my age w/ back to back soccer & softball games, bruised, sore and tired, oh yeah & raising twins.

What does the re-org crystal ball hold for me & my team? Tomorrow is annocement day

Let's go redwings

1st real food, rice cereal, feeding of the twins not super successful but super comedic

Redwings shark week begins tonight, time to give the sharks their grand "fin"ale

Lights out again, too much iphone in the 'break room'

Shaved the beard this morning, feel naked and exposed but faster with less wind resistance cut 30 sec off my bike ride into work

Apparently Jeter & I share more than similar athletic ability & good looks, Jeter's celebrity crush is Rachael Ray & he TiVo's American Idol

Headed down to the mall for some earth day celebration w the boys before the rain comes

Nice trade for Best, lions are finally drafting with their heads and not their Millen (ass)

Come on Lions, don't Millen this draft....Suh-per bowl

Michigan State representing with the help of physician assistants: http://ping.fm/cJmn1

The capitol hill golds gym showers are disgusting, almost would rather go to work drenched in sweat and stank

anybody going to see jacob dylan and neko case fri at 930 club? thinking about buying tixs

Rain rain go away, I want to break in my baseball glove today

You know you're in the bathroom too long when the automatic lights go off

R.I.P. Guru, hip hop legend: http://ping.fm/sI2Mn

Free earth day concert this wkend on mall: http://ping.fm/O1hkw Sting, John Legend, The Roots, Bob Weir, Patrick Stump, Mavis Staples, Passion Pit, Q-Tip and Booker T

Lions trade Ernie Sims for TE Tony Scheffler, don't know if I like this one.

1st baseball game with the boys today, Nationals won, fun times! Dont worry, the tigers will be their #1 team.

Its me & the Detroit Redwings late night rendezvous

Who needs bread: http://ping.fm/6cq3B

Enjoying the philly weather, sitting w the boys outside for a backyard picnic and nap

Hip stitches are out, back on the mend, sports in 2 weeks

Opening day is here, intersted to see how our new tigers perform

Anybody want to buy a pair of final 4 ncaa championship game tixs? they come with free whistles so you can slow down the game

Waiting in the Baltimore airport, flying to MI for the Final 4, using the internet by tethering to my iphone

Headed to Indy this wkend to root on Sparty, give me a holla if you'll be there too! Go Green!

Can't believe we are pregnant with another set of twins, twin girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


April Fools :)

Strip mall surgery went surprisingly well, feel good & ready to party

Hip surgery in a strip mall

Sparty is the best medicine

Food poisoning + broken boiler + screaming kids = worst day ever

Let's get this sparty started!

Any Ideas? going to a concert tomorrow during the MSU game, can't dvr it b/c duke is the primary game here. video record my computer?

The turtle soup was De-"Lucious"

Never thought I would be watching cspan instead of msu sportcenter highlights

On the menu today, turtle soup, Go Green!

Man we got lucky, I wear my concern on my shirt as sweat rings....nah I look cool

At cap lounge to witness a MSU victory, don't try to rob me - pleaserobme.com

Brackets officially busted thxs to Georgetown

Anybody have the P90x? A friend would like me to burn a copy but I don't know what it is

Wearing a jacket w no shirt at the pediatrians office thxs to Chase's sprinkler

Why don't babies sleep soundly when its raining like I do?

just scored Conan O'Brien stand up tixs for June, who wants to babysit?

Work discussion: should we use is or are when referring to data, data is for info purposes or data are for info purposes?

who was that crazy woman who hijacked that prudence speech?

Good to see helpful people in the city

Fav quote of the morning from a co-worker, "I forgot to collate these bitches"

good effort usa, nice to see we can hang w canada's #1 sport when its our 4th or 5th

wow what a game so far

USA needs to complete the canadian bacon sweep

Last night was an Always Sunny in Philly marathon, tonight it is a night out in DC

USA USA what a game, what effort

Shameful Directv, can't get msnbc and the usa canada game in hd, directv = chumps

Come on USA time for us to smack sid the kid and the rest of those loonies around the ice

can't find the msu osu basketball game on tv, DC cbs is playing villanova pitt, anybody find it anywhere? im watching it online but its a bit choppy

Any sharepoint gurus out there?

Back at work after a week off due to old man winter, I actually missed this place

Snowing again, feel like I'm living in a perpetual snow globe

About to see if the hype is true, 5 mins until avatar IMAX 3D, people in line were here for the 2nd & 3rd time

Man I was mad that I missed the dunk contest by watching the olympics but after what I heard I didn't miss much

Who wants to go see what all the hype is about with Avatar this weekend IMAX 3D

When shoveling near your house watch out for the silent assains falling from the sky, icicles

Why would the tigers over pay for damon but let granderson go? DetroitTigers

Federal gov't closed again... Snowmageddon-4 Federal Gov't-0

DC could host the winter olympics this year, vancouver needs to borrow some of our snow

It's official federal gov't closed again tuesday and if the forecast snow totals are true, I bet no work on Wednesday either, crazy

Federal gov't closed tomorrow?: http://ping.fm/GQhfY

Another 10 - 20 inches coming, hope my roof doesn't collapse: http://ping.fm/geALB

Happy for the city of New Orleans, Mardi Gras is going to be extra crazy this year

Whodat!!!!

new fav superbowl commercials: Megan Fox and the stevie wonder slugbug

Whodat!!!! Pierre Thomas is legit

Fav superbowl commercial so far, keep your hands off my mom & my dorittos

Federal gov't closed tomorrow: http://ping.fm/FBNgy

Caps Pens game is super exciting so glad the blizzard didn't knock out my direct tv *knocking on wood

MSU needs Kalin Lucas back soon before we lose our 1st place lead in the Big 10

DC Snowtorious BIG reporter: http://ping.fm/3OFCn

Watch as the snow piles up here in DC

Try as you may Punxsutawney Phil, it just wasn't enough *sigh at work

Come on snow don't make Punxsutawney Phil a liar, blanket dc with that white gold that will close work

Be Careful: http://ping.fm/mfyOQ

Stephen Colbert is now half way to his EGOT, only needs Oscar and Tony

DC Blizzard part 2, in PJs watching MSU basketball and eating Rice Krispy Treats, wild Sat night

This is Doppelgänger week; during this week change your profile picture to someone famous you have been told you look like.

Not sold on the iPad: http://ping.fm/GsKl5

Birthdays are like Boogers, they more you have the harder it is to breathe

Am I actually sweating outside w/out a coat in Jan?

Little chase's hernia surgery today went well & he gets to come home tomorrow, mama & papa are relieved

Looking forward to my mother and aunt's visit to DC, its only the 2nd time my mom is seeing our twins and my aunt's 1st meeting

To help with relief efforts, text “HAITI” to 90999 to donate $10 to American Red Cross. It's legit and so easy.

Happy 2 month bday Chase & Myles, we are getting u your 1st rd of immunity shots

Having fun messing around with iMovie