Somebody just played me a rendition of happy birthday w their butt trumpet, thxs loud bathroom farting guy BathroomConcert

2nd night of no pacifiers for C&M at bedtime, Chase was fine Myles acted like junkie withdrawals 1st night, much better last night

Papa & the boys stuck inside on this icy Saturday while mama is at work, we r playing who can nap the longest

Wonder if person behind me on tredemill thought I was running backwards due to my shorts on backwards NotEnoughSleep

Parent math:sick kids + no sleep = long day

just cancelled directv, service ends on my bday, its like a reverse bday gift but more $ in my pocket, chord cutting experiment begins

Battle Creek was just an answer on jeopardy CerealCity represent

Not cool with guys cutting toe nails & applying athletes foot cream in gym locker room GymNoNo

Do they teach or practice tackling in the nfl? Not in the Lions practices obviously

You can't stop Megatron ForwardDownTheField

What up Detroit if our defense shows up its onnnnnnn!

This is the 1st time I can wear my Lions jersey in January in forever, DetroitLions we believe!

Nice job Spartans & big ups to former BCC bearcat anthony r white for the game winning FG block BoutTimeSparty