Fed GIS reception at Air & Space museum, baller!!

Don't get flat w Chrysler town&cntry, it'll be expensive if u break pressure sensor valve stem, $140 parts & labor, couldve got a new tire

Beach boys last night must have inspired the old guys at the gym to wear short 70 shorts, too much leg GymNoNo

Whitney Houstin RIP great voice

Has there ever been an easy web migration in all of history?

Dentist office playing madonna in waiting rm, I got enough of her last night, it's making my teeth hurt

A kid at park told me he was a robotic penguin policeman, I told him I was an off duty cyborg zebra taxi driver, he wasn't amused