Chase & Myles have 1st field trip today w daycare class to Native American museum, inadvertently dressed Myles in Woody cowboy shirt oops

Cant believe Nadal just lost in the 2nd rd of Wimbledon to a guy ranked 100, who is Lukas Rodol UnFnBelievable

Had a great sandwich for lunch ThanksWifey

storm rolling into DC like your mom rolls into a buffet, fast and furious DissinTheInternetWithMomJokes

just heard JuniorSeau died apparent suicide woah http://ping.fm/bwFCr

Verizon DSL not playing nice w my router, spent my day off troubleshooting to no avail, ready to switch to other ISP, any suggestions?

Thinking about using my kids sippy cup as water bottle today, I left my water bottle at home, it'll be a good conversation piece in meetings

RIP Dick Clark the 1st Ryan Seacrest

Sporting the BC sag at work today, forgot to pack black belt 90sGangsta

Austin Jackson u r legit winning mlb detrot tigers

Valverde is a d*ck mlb blownsave bigsurprise

Where r u watching tigers openingday, april's best holiday, again sorry easter

April in the D has officially sprung, happy DetroitTigers opening day world, best April holiday, sorry Easter

Drupal training for new web cms is rather dry & training site not fully functional so not great practice

Fed GIS reception at Air & Space museum, baller!!

Don't get flat w Chrysler town&cntry, it'll be expensive if u break pressure sensor valve stem, $140 parts & labor, couldve got a new tire

Beach boys last night must have inspired the old guys at the gym to wear short 70 shorts, too much leg GymNoNo

Whitney Houstin RIP great voice

Has there ever been an easy web migration in all of history?

Dentist office playing madonna in waiting rm, I got enough of her last night, it's making my teeth hurt

A kid at park told me he was a robotic penguin policeman, I told him I was an off duty cyborg zebra taxi driver, he wasn't amused

Somebody just played me a rendition of happy birthday w their butt trumpet, thxs loud bathroom farting guy BathroomConcert

2nd night of no pacifiers for C&M at bedtime, Chase was fine Myles acted like junkie withdrawals 1st night, much better last night

Papa & the boys stuck inside on this icy Saturday while mama is at work, we r playing who can nap the longest

Wonder if person behind me on tredemill thought I was running backwards due to my shorts on backwards NotEnoughSleep

Parent math:sick kids + no sleep = long day

just cancelled directv, service ends on my bday, its like a reverse bday gift but more $ in my pocket, chord cutting experiment begins

Battle Creek was just an answer on jeopardy CerealCity represent

Not cool with guys cutting toe nails & applying athletes foot cream in gym locker room GymNoNo

Do they teach or practice tackling in the nfl? Not in the Lions practices obviously

You can't stop Megatron ForwardDownTheField

What up Detroit if our defense shows up its onnnnnnn!

This is the 1st time I can wear my Lions jersey in January in forever, DetroitLions we believe!

Nice job Spartans & big ups to former BCC bearcat anthony r white for the game winning FG block BoutTimeSparty